"You're the song my heart is beating to."


it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

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Picked up some extra paint swatches the other day well I was choosing some colours for my room. and yes I did get the one that said cuddle and one that said marshmallow, don’t judge.

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People just piss me the fuck off.

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I suck at texting unless:
  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

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This was from the winter but i decided to upload it anyways. okay so i didn’t have enough coffee to fill up the mug so i kinda put some milk but it ended up being basically all milk lol. 
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attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

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u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
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